You Wish Me Well, I Wish You Hell

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:19:20 -0400

anthonygherkins: If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:19:14 -0400

If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh

lolsofunny: thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like? (lol here!)

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:18:48 -0400

lolsofunny:

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(lol here!)

How do you stop seeing it?

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:18:19 -0400

How do you stop seeing it?

Period: You want cookies

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:17:38 -0400

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:17:26 -0400

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

bigbigtruck: “But women don’t like to look at porn, they only like to read written ero—” [Softly...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:16:57 -0400

bigbigtruck:

“But women don’t like to look at porn, they only like to read written ero—”

[Softly places a finger to your lips]
[Crouches down and gives you a hug]
[Hands you a Chips Ahoy, ruffles your hair, gives you a pat and sends you back to the playground]

shaggydoge: this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:16:23 -0400

shaggydoge:

this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:16:10 -0400

familyfriendlyurl: when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:15:54 -0400

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:15:47 -0400

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

palopoli: sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:15:22 -0400

palopoli:

sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a girls **destination** to increase the population for the next generati0n…u get my —explanation— or need a demonstration?!?!